I noticed this was missing some questions, so I added my own at the end.

001. Name → Blake!
002. Nickname(s) → I have none. Make some up.
003. Status → Alive? Is alive a proper status? Oh, relationship. Um...is complicated, to steal from the Facebook.
004. Zodiac sign → *Looks up* Aries and/or Pisces
005. Sex → Biologically male. Otherwise...whatever I feel like at the moment, I think.
006. Elementary → I choose not to share.
007. Middle School → See 6
008. High School → See 6
009. Smarts → Crazy fucking brilliant? I like that answer, let's go with it.
010. Hair color → Brown.
011. Long or short → Long for a boy.
012. Loud or Quiet → Loud.
013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans. Sweats when I'm sick and/or lazy.
014. Phone or Camera → I'd like a camera. I have a phone.
015. Health freak → No.
016. Drink or Smoke? → Neither.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yessir
018. Eating or Drinking → Drinking. I eat because it's mealtime. I'm rarely hungry, I'm ALWAYS thirsty.
019. Piercings → Not my thing.
020. Tattoos → Eventually.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Never had one.
024. First best friend → Jake from preschool. Still friends even though he lives in California.
025. First award → Probably some awful art award in preschool.
026. First crush → Kristen from 3rd grade, woo.
027. First pet → Fletch the dog. He got hit by a car when I was like, 2 and a half v.v
028. First big vacation → I can't remember.
030. First big birthday → Either my 1st or my 3rd.

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating → The inside of my lips >>
050. Drinking → Water
052. I'm about to → Do NOTHING for an hour or so, then sleep.
053. Listening to → Oddly enough, nothing. *Turns on Zune* >.> Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
054. Plans for today → Going to GuitarCenter to look at pedals and such.

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? → Yes.
059. Want to get married? → Yes.
060. Careers → Highschool/College English teacher.

SOMETHING ABOUT SEX:
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? → Shorter than me.
072. Romantic or spontaneous → I've never met anyone in real life that was romantic, boys or girls. Just because I haven't had the pleasure, I'd say that, but I find spontaneousness cute and adorable as well.
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship.
077. Troublemaker or hesitant → Hesitant, though I've been known to get in trouble. IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts → I don't wear either.
081. Ran away from home → For like, three hours.
084. Broken someone's heart → Er, shit, I hope not.
085. Been arrested → No.
087. Cried when someone died → Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Most of the time.
090. Miracles → Not of the supernatural kind. Of the human kind, of course.
091. Love at first sight → Um...not at first sight, no. At first conversation, perhaps, but I'd wager it's rare.
092. Heaven → No.
093. Santa Claus → Obviously. Who else would bring me presents?
094. Sex on the first date → Er, no. I'd be uncomfortable, I think.
095. Kiss on the first date → Uh, yeah, I think so. *wouldn't know*

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → No.
099. Do you believe in God → No
100. Post as 100 truths and tag: Can I actually tag on Deviant? I wouldn't know.

MAGIC QUESTIONS OF AWESOME:
21. If I were an icecream, how would you eat me → Well DeviantArt, I think I'd eat you with a spoon, because it's late and I'd rather not go to bed with a messy face, and I don't want to go rinse it off either.
22. So...come here often → Are you hitting on me, DeviantArt? That's entirely inappropriate.
29. Where is your tag from → Character in a novel I should be writing instead of meme-ing.
31. The 31 is a lie. There is no Question 31. → Well I find that rather silly.
32. Have you realized how many questions there actually are that you'll have to make up and create humorous responses to yet → I think it's like, 41, and that makes me >.<
33. Yeah, I can understand that. So...rapid fire this or thats → Bring it.
34. Fire or ice → I have an odd fascination with ice. I don't know why, I just find it incredibly interesting.
35. Hugs or the kisses → I choose both since...since I made this question dammit and I refuse to let it beat me.
36. So like, did you wonder why there's no 31-48 → You know, I did, and I concluded that there's like, only 69 actual question (I think, I didn't count) and that "69 truths" sounded mildly dirty, and so the meme writer decided to cheat and skip numbers because 100 sounded more impressive anyway.
37. Sounds like you thought it through pretty well → It's a conspiracy. Just like the one with Norway.
38. Wait, what about Norway → Running gag, you wouldn't understand.
39. Wanna go back to this or that → Please.
40. Ziggy Stardust or Jareth the Goblin King → NOOOOOO don't make me choooooooooose.
41. Right, so that worked out well → Don't ask me hard questions.
42. Obligatory Hitchhiker's Guide reference → Wait, what?
43. What do you mean what? Haven't you read it → Uh...I saw the movie when it came out, didn't REALLY like it.
44. Gawd, you're hopeless → You're hopeless. Also your questions are hard, like 40.
45. Well, you know, I can only do so much. I mean, jeez, I'm just a guy doing a job, alright → Alright, fine, lay off the guilt trip, will you?
46. Say, you like tea → If it's well prepared.
47. My wife makes the BEST tea, you should come over sometime and try it → Um, yeah, I don't really know you that well, so I'm going to have to pass.
48. They always pass... → What do you mean?
51. I always ask if you guys want to come over, no one ever comes. It's lonely over in meme land → Aww, I'm sorry. Sure I'll come over.
55. You're only doing it because you feel bad for me → No, no really, I think you're a really nice gent, upstanding moral citizen.
56. You really mean that → Of course.
57. Ah man, that's great, the wife'll be glad to hear it → Anytime man.
61. Oh look, another large chunk of missing questions → Yeah, very strange, I'd say.
62. Should we...get back to questions, maybe → Um...you know, I wouldn't.
63. Beatles or Stones → Ah, you had to, didn't you?
64. Answer it → Beatles. I like the Stones, though.
65. Pirates or ninjas → Psh. Pirates. No contest.
66. Bread or butter → I don't think that's a question people ask. I think it's generally 'bread and butter'.
67. Oh, yeah, right. Jam or jelly, then → I like both. Am prone to mixing them, actually.
69. Obligatory 69 joke → That's pretty innappropriate, dude. There are children reading this thing.
71. Are there though → Probably not, no.
74. Yeah, I didn't think so → Yeah no, I think I'd scar small children for life with the kinds of things I say.
76. Getting bored of writing questions yet → Yes. However I'll be displeased with myself if I post this knowing that I'm missing questions, because I know some questions deserve to be asked, dammit.
78. That's a very cavalier attitude → I try.
79. Still biting that lip → Yessir.
82. How's it taste → Not very good.
83. Pleasant → Very.
86. Wow, we're almost done → Looks like it.
88. Wanna do a real question for the last one → Oh and we're out of time, what a shame.
96. Oh hey, didn't see this one did you → That's a real question, no.
101. Hey wait, that's not fair → Ah, you bastard, what are you still doing here, I thought the deal was 100 and we were done.
102. It's like unnecessary sequels. I'm like the uh...Transformers: Rise Of The Fallen of memes → Touche.
103. Except I don't explode. And there's no senseless odd plot. And no Megan Fox → Thank gawd. Don't like her.
104. Seriously → Seriously.
105. Why not → She can't really act, and she's such a boring kind of hot, you know?
106. Boring kind of hot is still hot, though → I just realized that you hit on me, and now are talking about Megan Fox, and you're married.
107. Oh, right, so that's about all the time we have → Oh no it's not, not now.

Damn. He's not asking anymore questions.